Green Acres (TV Series)

Das Lumpen (1967)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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• Lisa Douglas : [explains how she got her father's permission to marry Oliver]  I lied to him. I told him that you were really a wealthy Austrailian and that you hid all your money in the kangaroo pouches. But that you weren't a very good judge of kangaroos because they all ran away with your money.

• Lisa Douglas : Its Been Forbidden To Schticken The Loffen Wetten The Bayoneten

  [the Corporal is about to bayonet the hay where Oliver Douglas The WW II Flyer is hiding. So, Lisa is making up stuff to stop him] 

  Corporal : What?

  Lisa Douglas : By The Fuehrer himself.

  Corporal : Das Fuehrer? heil Hitler.

  Lisa Douglas : The heil with Hitler.

  [the Corporal looks away and shrugs, contextually agreeing with her assessment]