Green Acres (TV Series)

Flight to Nowhere (1968)

Dennis Fimple: Man

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Haney pitches his own checks]  Haney's Traveler's Checks? I could just imagine me trying to get someone to cash one of those for me!

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Easiest thing in the world.

  [man walks up] 

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Oh, excuse me, sir. Would you mind cashing this ten dollar traveler's check?

  Man : Sorry, I - -Aww, it's a Haney's Traveler's Check! Be glad to hep ya!

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Thank you.

  [man leaves] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Where did you have him stashed?

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Who?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : That shill that cashed the check for you.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : Mr. Douglas, I never saw him before. He was a perfect stranger.

  Man : [returning]  How long we gonna be here cousin Eustace?