Green Acres (TV Series)
Hail to the Fire Chief (1968)
Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney
Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [fining Haney on phony fire violations] Oh, I'm sorry. That's going to cost you $18.
Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, why?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Section 14 of the fire prevention code states that a connected soldering iron must be at least 30 feet from an unflameproofed wooden Indian.
Eustace Charleton Haney : Well, it was. It was. But, uh, while I was working, uh, the Indian moved over closer to watch me.