- Eustace Charleton Haney: [trying to charm Lisa into moving from their house] Manys a'time I said said to myself it's a shame to keep a beautiful pigeon like you cooped up in this dump.
- Lisa Douglas: Manys a'time I said the same thing to Mr. Douglas.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: I'll bet you'd be willing to move at the drop of a hat.
- Lisa Douglas: Yea, I would, but Mr. Douglas isn't much of a hat dropper.