Green Acres (TV Series)
His Honor (1967)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Bellboy : [Oliver answers the door in judges wig and robe] Eh, where do you want these, Mrs. Douglas?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I am not Mrs. Douglas!
Lisa Douglas : I am Mrs. Douglas.
Bellboy : Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the old lady in the black dress was Mrs. Douglas.
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Lisa Douglas : [Lisa has got Oliver a judge's wig] Come on, try it up.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I'll look like an old Beatle.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : What are they?
Lisa Douglas : Hots kebabs.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Hots kebabs?
Lisa Douglas : They're like shish kebabs, but with the shish kebabs you put the shish on the screwer, but with the hots kebabs, you put the hots on it.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Lisa, you put that to music, you might have a hit.