Green Acres (TV Series)
It's Human to Be Humane (1967)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : I'm making hotscakes stew for the animals.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : And you call yourself president of the humane committee?
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Doris Ziffel : How's Mrs. Douglas?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well... to tell you the truth, she's a little bored.
Doris Ziffel : Oh? How long you been living here, now?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Over a year.
Doris Ziffel : I don't blame her. I started getting bored after I'd been here a week. And I was born here.
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Doris Ziffel : Say, Mrs. Douglas likes animals, don't she?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, she's crazy about minks and chinchillas.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : D'you know where my ledger is?
Lisa Douglas : What's that?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Gesturing with his hands to approximate the size] Well, it's a book about like so. It's got a black cover.
Lisa Douglas : What's the story about?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : It's not that kind of a book. It's got figures in it?
Lisa Douglas : Oh, it's that kind of a book.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, not that kind of figures. Numbers.