Green Acres (TV Series)

It's Human to Be Humane (1967)

Barbara Pepper: Doris Ziffel

Quotes 

• Doris Ziffel : How's Mrs. Douglas?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well... to tell you the truth, she's a little bored.

  Doris Ziffel : Oh? How long you been living here, now?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Over a year.

  Doris Ziffel : I don't blame her. I started getting bored after I'd been here a week. And I was born here.

• Doris Ziffel : Say, Mrs. Douglas likes animals, don't she?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes, she's crazy about minks and chinchillas.