Green Acres (TV Series)

Lisa Has a Calf (1965)

Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : Did you ever hear about a cow that ate hot cakes?

  Hank Kimball : Mr. Douglas, animals do a lot of things that we in the department just don't understand. I remember the chief once had a prize hen. Well, it wasn't a prize hen, it just liked to lay eggs in a loving cup. It had the same strange taste that Eleanor has.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : You mean, it liked hot cakes?

  Hank Kimball : No. Rutabagas with chili.