Green Acres (TV Series)
Lisa the Helpmate (1965)
Eleanor Audley: Mother Eunice Douglas
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Quotes
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Uncle Joe Carson : How would you like to play a little poker at the Elks Club tonight?
Mother Eunice Douglas : The Elks Club?
Uncle Joe Carson : I can get you in. I'll borrow a tooth.
Mother Eunice Douglas : Really Mr. Carson, I am not interested.
Uncle Joe Carson : That ain't the whole evenin'. Afterwards, we go bowling. Then we have a bite at the diner. Dutch treat, of course. I always go dutch on the first date. In case it don't work out, I ain't out nothin'.