- Hank Kimball: Oh, Mr. Douglas, I can give you one piece of advice: if the vet can't get the radio out of Eleanor, why don't you try to get another cow with another radio? Then you'd have stereo.
- [laughs]
- Lisa Douglas: It's just like in the movies, Oliver: everything ends happily. The fellow kisses the girl, and the cow's stomach starts to play music.
- Oliver Douglas: Yeah... Television has a long way to go to catch up.
- Oliver Douglas: [the vet is examining Eleanor the cow] Eh, doctor, eh, never mind Eleanor. See what you can do for my wife.
- Lisa Douglas: Eleanor! What are you doing out of bed?
- Eb Dawson: Yeah, go back to bed, you stupid cow! Double crosser! Radio eater!
- Hank Kimball: Say, I know that song. That's "Cow Cow Boogie."
- [He whistles in time with the song]
- Hank Kimball: No, that's Braham's 4th. Or it could be Beethoven's 5th. Well, I guess, after the 4th 5th, it doesn't make any difference who wrote in it.
- [laughs]