Green Acres (TV Series)

Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth (1966)

Stuart Erwin: Mr. Johnson

Quotes 

• Mr. Johnson : [Lisa is buying a tractor for Oliver]  Just put on a blue bow, the fellow I'm sending it to is a boy.

  Mr. Johnson : Well I'll do what I can.

  Lisa Douglas : And would you put a big card on it, saying 'Happy Birthday'?

  Mr. Johnson : Eh, from who?

  Lisa Douglas : A friend. Well, he'll know who it is, he doesn't have too many.