Green Acres (TV Series)
Oliver Buys a Farm (1965)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : I'd take a little seed, a tiny little seed, I'd, I'd plant it in the ground, I'd put some dirt on it, I'd water it, and pretty soon, do you know what I'd have?
Lisa Douglas : A dirty little wet seed.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [driving through Hooterville] Hmm, you never smelled air like that in the city.
Lisa Douglas : No I didn't. What is that?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [sniffles] Oh, that's Fred Ziffel's. He runs a pig farm.
Lisa Douglas : He should run it in another direction.
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Lisa Douglas : What is that?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : It's a sunlamp! I bought it today. The corn is not getting enough sun, it can't get through the smog.
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Lisa Douglas : [Oliver is about to leave for the airport] Haven't you forgotten something?
[meaning a goodbye kiss]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : [putting down his suitcase and reaching into a fancy cabinet] My 'Farm Gazette'!