Green Acres (TV Series)

Oliver and the Cornstalk (1969)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [in bed, delivers another patriotic speech in bed while fife plays "Yankee Doodle" on soundtrack]  Yes, I'm tired. But it's a proud tiredness. An American tiredness!

  Lisa Douglas : [kisses him]  Goodnight Oliver.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Good night dear.

  Lisa Douglas : [turns off light, then turns it back on again]  Oliver? Would you please tell the fellow to stop playing the fife. I want to go to sleep.

• Sam Drucker : [Lisa asks if he was able to order any caviar]  No, but they told me they were coming out with a do it yourself caviar kit.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : A caviar kit?

  Sam Drucker : Yeah, you cook up a box of tapioca and you stir in some licorice for color, and then add some sardine oil for the fish taste.

  Lisa Douglas : Order me one of those!