Green Acres (TV Series)
Oliver vs. the Phone Company (1967)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
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Quotes
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [on the phone, a recording says the operator is having rump roast trouble] They got to be kidding!
Lisa Douglas : People don't kid about rump roast trouble.
Newt Kiley : Rump roast trouble? That's a new recording. At least it ain't in the phone company album I have.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : They put out an album?
Sam Drucker : Yeah. The company gives 'em out to you as a bonus if you don't complain about anything for a whole year.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [complaining about the phone service] I tried to get a call through to the Hoyt-Clagwell factory in Fargo, North Dakota.
Sam Drucker : Even if Sarah was there you couldn't get through to them. She doesn't have a Fargo hole on the switchboard.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Call Chicago! They route it through there.
Lisa Douglas : Maybe they don't have a router hole.
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Lisa Douglas : This always happens, Olivar. Every time you open your mouth, somebody sticks a phone company in it.
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Lisa Douglas : Before you tell me your bad news, let me tell you my good news: Irving works.
[points at Irving Two Smokes the wooden Indian]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : He what?
Lisa Douglas : While you were away, not a single cowboy showed up!