- Eb Dawson: [holding dictionary] I can't hold my silence any longer!
- [points at Oliver]
- Eb Dawson: That man there is a philanthropist!
- [looks confused]
- Eb Dawson: No, that's not right.
- Oliver Wendell Douglas: Oh, for the love...
- Eb Dawson: Philanderer!
- Lisa Douglas: You mean he gives money away?
- Eb Dawson: Uh, no ma'am.
- [from dictionary]
- Eb Dawson: It says right here: philanderer, one who is guilty of hanky-panky!