Green Acres (TV Series)

Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush (1969)

Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas

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• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [Lisa wants to go to the movies]  What's playing?

  Lisa Douglas : The Atomic Pizza.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : The Atomic" - ?

  Lisa Douglas : It's about this scientist who's in love with this Italian girl who owns her own pizza parlor. But she doesn't like him, so to get even with her, he pours some radioactive stuff on her pizza. This makes the pepperonis grow and before you know it pepperoni's rule the world!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [sarcastically]  Oh, that sounds like a real Jim Dandy.

  Lisa Douglas : It's made by the same studio that made The Human Hamburger Goes to Hawaii. Remember that, where the hamburger was born with the brains and...