Green Acres (TV Series)

Rest and Relaxation (1970)

Robert Cummings: Mort Warner

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• Lisa Douglas : [explaining to a frightened Mort that Arnold the Pig comes over every day to watch TV]  Yes. His father, Mr. Ziffel, only has a black and white set at home.

  Mort Warner : You-you mean there's an older pig who owns a black and white TV set?

  Lisa Douglas : No, no. His father isn't an older pig. He's an older man. Arnold is the Ziffels' only child.

  Mort Warner : [stuttering]  Only child?

  Lisa Douglas : Well, they had a daughter, but she ran away with another goat.

  Mort Warner : Another goat?

  Lisa Douglas : Yes. How do you like Hooterville so far?

• Eb Dawson : What do you do for a livin'?

  Mort Warner : I write for Newsweek.

  Eb Dawson : I write for Newsweek too, but they never send it.