Green Acres (TV Series)
The Computer Age (1967)
Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball
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Quotes
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Hank Kimball : In the future, all farmers will not have to depend on people like myself to get information about farming. I will be replaced by a computer.
Oliver Douglas : I'll drink to that.
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Fred Ziffel : Well, I don't need no computer to tell me what to do. I've got Doris.
Hank Kimball : She too can be replaced by a computer.
Fred Ziffel : Well, I'll drink to that, but not the rest of it.
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Fred Ziffel : Mr. Douglas, I ask you: do you believe it's possible for one o' them computers to tell us farmers what to plant?
Oliver Douglas : Yes, it is.
Fred Ziffel : Well, if you believe that, you're a bigger fruitcake then he is.
[indicating Hank Kimball]
Oliver Douglas : Mr. Ziffel, I...
Fred Ziffel : You're suffering from swiffeled raisins.
Oliver Douglas : There is nothing wrong with my raisins!
Hank Kimball : I'll drink to that.