- Hank Kimball: [saying farewell to Oliver] Yeah, you've been a good friend and I never will forget you Mr... uh... uh...
- Eustace Charleton Haney: [plucking a chicken to determine if Lisa will stay or go] She won't. She will. I've gotten some pretty accurate predictions pluckin'.
- Eustace Charleton Haney: To this day, I can't look at a de-feathered chicken without thinking of my wife.