Green Acres (TV Series)

The Picnic (1970)

Pat Buttram: Mr. Haney

Quotes 

• Eustace Charleton Haney : [pitching his picnic package]  Now, the picnic basket also contains this plastic chocolate layered cake.

  Lisa Douglas : What's that for?

  Eustace Charleton Haney : I'm glad you asked that.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [to Haney]  You would have told her anyway.

  Eustace Charleton Haney : This is my patented ant attractor. You just place it on the ground at least five feet away from where you're eating, and the ants are attracted by the life-like look of the cake. And while you eat in peace, they're breaking their little teeth on the plastic.