Green Acres (TV Series)
The Road (1969)
Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas
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Quotes
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Eb Dawson : Mr. Douglas, guess what? The town's taking up a collection for you for gettin' the road paved!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : They are?
Eb Dawson : Yeah! They're goin' around to all the farms in the valley collectin' chicken feathers! And Mr. Ziffel's donatin' the tar!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Tar and feathers?
Lisa Douglas : Isn't that nice?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : What's - ?
Eb Dawson : It's the only thing they could think of since Mr. Edmund left town. He was the only one who knew how to make a hangman's knot.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : [meeting the senator to get the road paved] Senator, we live in Hooterville and we need your help.
Senator Talbot : If you live in Hooterville, you DO need help.
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Lisa Douglas : [recognizes senator from the late, late show] Ohhh, you must be the fellow who was in Death Valley Days!
Oliver Wendell Douglas : No, that was Ronald Reagan.
Lisa Douglas : Who?
Senator Talbot : Ronald Reagan. He's the governor of California.
Lisa Douglas : Well then, which movie star are you?
Senator Talbot : [smugly, as a star] Lyle Talbot!
Lisa Douglas : Oh. I guess I never saw you.