Green Acres (TV Series)
The Youth Center (1969)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : I always used to say to my father the king, "My father the king," I used to say to him...
Oliver Douglas : Your father was never a king.
Lisa Douglas : Then why did we live in a castle?
Oliver Douglas : You never lived in a castle.
Lisa Douglas : Then why did the knights come over for dinner?
Oliver Douglas : What knights?
Lisa Douglas : Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but not Thursday because that was the maid's night out. Or was that when the knights made out?