Green Acres (TV Series)

Where There's a Will (1969)

Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas

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Quotes 

• Eb Dawson : [about the Douglas' rooster doing the opening credits]  Did Charlie come in and crow the names this morning?

  Lisa Douglas : Yes, and he did it very well, except the "written by."

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : What are you two talking about?

• Lisa Douglas : Mr. Haney, how can you prove that Arnold is related to Herman?

  Eustace Charleton Haney : It's simple. I use the blood sample comparison method. Now if you'll step with me to the back of my mo-bile laboratory. I call it that because it was given to me by a grateful customer, Moe Bile.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh, brother!

  Eustace Charleton Haney : [forcibly dragging Oliver by the arm]  That's just a little joke I use before escorting people to the back of the truck. It sorta takes the tension out of the air.

  Lisa Douglas : [takes deep breath]  Mmmmm, it works! I don't feel as tense as I did!