Green Acres (TV Series)

Where There's a Will (1969)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

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• Eb Dawson : [about the Douglas' rooster doing the opening credits]  Did Charlie come in and crow the names this morning?

  Lisa Douglas : Yes, and he did it very well, except the "written by."

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : What are you two talking about?

• Eb Dawson : Have you lost interest in the Gustav Birnbacher story?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Yes.

  Eb Dawson : Mr. Birnbacher always said that he owed his success to Herman, so, in gratitude, he left him all his money: 20 million dollars!

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : Oh. He must have been a real ding dong!

  Eb Dawson : When you have as much money as he did, it's called "paranoia".