Green Acres (TV Series)
Who's Lisa? (1967)
Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas
Quotes
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Lisa Douglas : [cooking in the kitchen] Oliver! What are you doing up there?
Oliver Douglas : [visible through a hole in the ceiling] I'm hammering on some new shingles.
Lisa Douglas : Well, watch it. You just dropped a nail in one of my hotcakes.
Oliver Douglas : Leave it there, it'll dissolve.
Lisa Douglas : Well! That's the first time you insulted my hotcakes through a hole in the roof.
Oliver Douglas : I'll have to come up here more often.
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Lisa Douglas : The television set is broken again.
Oliver Douglas : [reading a book] Oh? What's wrong with it?
Lisa Douglas : I don't know, the screen does funny things.
Oliver Douglas : Well, maybe it's a comedy program.
Lisa Douglas : I don't think so, it just has wiggly lines.
Oliver Douglas : Hm, maybe it's an eyeglass commercial.