Green Acres (TV Series)

You and Your Big Shrunken Head (1969)

Tom Lester: Eb Dawson

Quotes 

• Oliver Wendell Douglas : [giving another speech, holding handful of soil]  This is the good earth! This contains the wealth of the American farmer!

  ["Yankee Doodle" plays in background] 

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : This is what he fought for at Lexington and Concord! Land! Land into which to plant his crops! Land with which to feed the hungry millions of the world! Land...

  Eb Dawson : [noticing soundtrack]  Hey, I think you got a worm in there playing the fife!

• Eb Dawson : [with Arnold, from back of train upon returning to Hooterville]  Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln.

  Lisa Douglas : Who's he?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : He was the president of the United States.

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, I thought that was George Washington.

  Hank Kimball : Oh, no ma'am. George Washington is a bridge across the Hudson River.