Green Acres (TV Series)

You and Your Big Shrunken Head (1969)

Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball

Quotes 

• Eb Dawson : [with Arnold, from back of train upon returning to Hooterville]  Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln.

  Lisa Douglas : Who's he?

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : He was the president of the United States.

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, I thought that was George Washington.

  Hank Kimball : Oh, no ma'am. George Washington is a bridge across the Hudson River.