Grim & Evil (TV Series)
Grim vs. Mom/Bring to Me the Face of Hector Con Carne/Tastes Like Chicken (2002)
Phil LaMarr: Hector Con Carne
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Quotes
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Major Doctor Ghastly : Jeepers!
Hector Con Carne : [Reading to Boskov] So, Harry Pooter's wicked stepmother locked him in a closet and said no liver and beet mash for you tonight.
Major Doctor Ghastly : Chief!
Hector Con Carne : Don't you ever knock?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Sorry, chief, but I have some good news. I've been tracking the trajectory of your exploded body parts and I think I may have located your face somewhere in the arctic!
Hector Con Carne : My face? Are you sure?
Major Doctor Ghastly : 99.957 percent, chief! It's possible that the sub-zero temperature has preserved it intact!
Hector Con Carne : Tell Skarr to gas up the jet. I haven't seen my face in seven years.
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Major Doctor Ghastly : Mister Con Carne? Mister Con Carne.
Hector Con Carne : Doctor... Ghastly?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Oh, good! You're awake.
Hector Con Carne : Where am I? What happened?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Uh, well...
[Ghastly shows Hector a mirror]
Hector Con Carne : AH! I'm nothing but a brain! This is terrible!
Major Doctor Ghastly : It's not as bad as it looks. I've also saved your stomach.
Hector Con Carne : Ugh! This... this is unbelievable! I'm ruined! How can I rule the world from inside a refrigerator?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Try to look on the bright side. You still have your money and you still have the world's best mad scientist!
Hector Con Carne : Hmm. You will be my mad scientist from now one.
Major Doctor Ghastly : Oh, thank you, sir! You won't regret it. I know we'll make a great team!
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Hector Con Carne : Step aside, boys. I can handle this.
[Hector talks to Cod]
Hector Con Carne : Cod Commando, we meet again. You dare come into my house and crash my party? I don't remember inviting any smelly fish.
Cod Commando : Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Hector Con Carne : You can't prove anything! I'm a legitimate businessman. Now, get out of my sight before I lose my patience!
Cod Commando : Blah blah blah blah blah!
Hector Con Carne : How can I take over the world with Cod Commando breathing down my neck?
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Nurse Bully : I have completed the device, sir. Just push the big, red button and something really cool will happen.
Hector Con Carne : This button?
Nurse Bully : That's the one. Just reach out and push it.
Hector Con Carne : This is exciting. I will just reach out with my finger, ever so slowly and push the button!
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Hector Con Carne : Buenos dias. Let me get to the point. I need someone who can build me all kinds of highly destructive devices. I need lasers, exploding ducks, hot laser thingies, somebody's aircraft, tanks, you name it! Do you think you can do all of that?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Oh, yes. I think so. This is my latest invention. It is a life support system for a brain and stomach.
Hector Con Carne : Why I would want stupid inventions like that?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Well, you could stick somebody's brain and stomach in it. Would that be cool?
Hector Con Carne : Get out!
[to Nurse Bully]
Hector Con Carne : Ooh, you are perfect. You get the job!
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Hector Con Carne : With my face back in my hands, the world will be mine!
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Hector Con Carne : Well, where is it?
Major Doctor Ghastly : According to the radar, it should be right here.
[Ghastly sees something and gasps]
Major Doctor Ghastly : Hey! I found something! Come here, quick!
Hector Con Carne : Let me see, let me see!
Major Doctor Ghastly : It's not your face. It's your two front teeth!
Hector Con Carne : WHAT?
[Hector yells in anger]
General Skarr : Well, this was a fun little jolt. Can we go now?
Major Doctor Ghastly : Sir... I know it's not quite as same as the real thing, but I knitted this for you.
Hector Con Carne : [Gasps] It's... it's, uh...
Major Doctor Ghastly : It's your face, chief!
Hector Con Carne : Oh. I... am all choked up.
Major Doctor Ghastly : Well, it's the least I can do.
Hector Con Carne : It's a perfect fit. Thank you, Major Doctor. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.