- Major Doctor Ghastly: Jeepers!
- Hector Con Carne: [Reading to Boskov] So, Harry Pooter's wicked stepmother locked him in a closet and said no liver and beet mash for you tonight.
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Chief!
- Hector Con Carne: Don't you ever knock?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Sorry, chief, but I have some good news. I've been tracking the trajectory of your exploded body parts and I think I may have located your face somewhere in the arctic!
- Hector Con Carne: My face? Are you sure?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: 99.957 percent, chief! It's possible that the sub-zero temperature has preserved it intact!
- Hector Con Carne: Tell Skarr to gas up the jet. I haven't seen my face in seven years.
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Mister Con Carne? Mister Con Carne.
- Hector Con Carne: Doctor... Ghastly?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Oh, good! You're awake.
- Hector Con Carne: Where am I? What happened?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Uh, well...
- [Ghastly shows Hector a mirror]
- Hector Con Carne: AH! I'm nothing but a brain! This is terrible!
- Major Doctor Ghastly: It's not as bad as it looks. I've also saved your stomach.
- Hector Con Carne: Ugh! This... this is unbelievable! I'm ruined! How can I rule the world from inside a refrigerator?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Try to look on the bright side. You still have your money and you still have the world's best mad scientist!
- Hector Con Carne: Hmm. You will be my mad scientist from now one.
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Oh, thank you, sir! You won't regret it. I know we'll make a great team!
- Hector Con Carne: Step aside, boys. I can handle this.
- [Hector talks to Cod]
- Hector Con Carne: Cod Commando, we meet again. You dare come into my house and crash my party? I don't remember inviting any smelly fish.
- Cod Commando: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
- Hector Con Carne: You can't prove anything! I'm a legitimate businessman. Now, get out of my sight before I lose my patience!
- Cod Commando: Blah blah blah blah blah!
- Hector Con Carne: How can I take over the world with Cod Commando breathing down my neck?
- Nurse Bully: I have completed the device, sir. Just push the big, red button and something really cool will happen.
- Hector Con Carne: This button?
- Nurse Bully: That's the one. Just reach out and push it.
- Hector Con Carne: This is exciting. I will just reach out with my finger, ever so slowly and push the button!
- Hector Con Carne: Buenos dias. Let me get to the point. I need someone who can build me all kinds of highly destructive devices. I need lasers, exploding ducks, hot laser thingies, somebody's aircraft, tanks, you name it! Do you think you can do all of that?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Oh, yes. I think so. This is my latest invention. It is a life support system for a brain and stomach.
- Hector Con Carne: Why I would want stupid inventions like that?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Well, you could stick somebody's brain and stomach in it. Would that be cool?
- Hector Con Carne: Get out!
- [to Nurse Bully]
- Hector Con Carne: Ooh, you are perfect. You get the job!
- Hector Con Carne: Well, where is it?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: According to the radar, it should be right here.
- [Ghastly sees something and gasps]
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Hey! I found something! Come here, quick!
- Hector Con Carne: Let me see, let me see!
- Major Doctor Ghastly: It's not your face. It's your two front teeth!
- Hector Con Carne: WHAT?
- [Hector yells in anger]
- General Skarr: Well, this was a fun little jolt. Can we go now?
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Sir... I know it's not quite as same as the real thing, but I knitted this for you.
- Hector Con Carne: [Gasps] It's... it's, uh...
- Major Doctor Ghastly: It's your face, chief!
- Hector Con Carne: Oh. I... am all choked up.
- Major Doctor Ghastly: Well, it's the least I can do.
- Hector Con Carne: It's a perfect fit. Thank you, Major Doctor. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.