The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series)
Keeper of the Reaper (2006)
Richard Steven Horvitz: Billy, Billy's Dad, Juror #10, Monster #3
Quotes
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Mandy : How would you rate Billy as a caregiver?
Jeff the Spider : Uh, pretty good, I guess. Except that he's never remembered my birthday, or payed child support. In fact, he usually just jabs me with a big stick.
[Billy jabs him with a big stick]
Jeff the Spider : Ow!
Billy : I'll jab you good, you filthy bug!
Jeff the Spider : Why don't you love me dad? I'll be anything you want me to be!
Billy : I want you to be dead!
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Billy's Mom : Oh, my stars and garters! What happened in here?
Billy : Grim conjured up this...
Fred Fredburger : Hey, who's that lady?
Billy : That's my momma.
Fred Fredburger : Does she make cookies?
Billy's Mom : Sometimes.
Fred Fredburger : Well, sometimes, my mom makes me cookies... with chocolate chips, and sometimes, she makes me peanut butter bars, and sometimes, she doesn't make me anything... Chocolate chip is my favorite. Yes.
Billy : Oooooookaaay.
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Billy : [singing] Please vote me the keeper of the reaper/ I wanna be the keeper of the reaper/ His skinny white bones are mine to own/ To do with as I see fit/ Give him to me and I promise my love won't quit!
Mandy : I disagree 'bout the keeper of the reaper/ It should be me who's the keeper of the reaper/ Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy/ Who can't even tie his shoes/ If Billy wins, then we all surely lose!
Grim, The Grim Reaper : Don't *I* get a say about the keeper of the reaper?/ I'll make you all pay for the keeper of the reaper!/ All my rage is bottled up in this cage/ Held back by these iron bars/ I'll never get rid of these mental scars!
Judge Roy Spleen : I don't care who's the keeper of the reaper/ I'm losin' my hair over keeper of the reaper/ A mountain of stress is crushing my chest/ I'm going blind in one eye/ And its all be-cause of that stupid guy!
Fred Fredburger : Don't worry! I found some nachos! Yes.
[Judge Spleen hits him on the head with the gavel]
Fred Fredburger : OW!
Billy : [rapping] Time to make you ill, old school style!
[reverts back to singing]
Billy : Grim is the corner in my square!
Mandy : Grim's the chocolate in my eclair.
Billy : Grim is the freshener in my air!
Mandy : Grim's the conditioner in my hair.
Billy : GRIM'S THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR!
Mandy : Grim is the cushion in my chair.
Billy : Grim is the renaissance in my fair!
Mandy : Grim is the anger in my stare.
Billy : Grim is the stain in my underwear!
Mandy : Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
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Mandy : I'd like to call the court's attention to exhibit A,
[pulls out Civil War cap]
Mandy : a hat that belonged to another of Bily's pet, one Wiggy Jiggy Jed. That is, until Billy destroyed him.
Billy : I had a good reason! He bored me!
Mandy : And what will happen when Grim bores you? Will you destroy *him*, too?
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Juror #10 : How many times do I have to tell you? This is MY house!
Fred Fredburger : Yes!
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Fred Fredburger : [viewing a flashback] Hey, who's that man?
Billy : That's my dad.
Fred Fredburger : Ah, you look like him!
Billy's Dad : He'd better look like me.
[points at his wife]
Billy's Dad : 'Cause if he looked like *you*, he'd be PRETTY!