- Sean Finnerty: Hey, if you wanna protest my sleazy, youth-corrupting bar that's just down the street and a few blocks over...
- Sister Helen: Seeing as it's behind closed doors, I don't believe it's any of my business.
- Sean Finnerty: Wait. Isn't it your business as a nun to clean up the streets?
- Sister Helen: [Sarcastically] I believe that's Shaft.
- Eddie Finnerty: I snuck the ladies out the back door. I needed a place we could lie low for a few hours until the hubbub blows over.
- Sean Finnerty: Why couldn't you take them to your apartment?
- Eddie Finnerty: My cousin's staying there.
- Sean Finnerty: Which cousin?
- Eddie Finnerty: You wouldn't know him.
- Sean Finnerty: We're brothers!
- Eddie Finnerty: [picking up a lurid, pink flyer] What? What's this? Nude, nude, nude. Just blocks away from St. Finnian's School.
- Sean Finnerty: Well, that's weird.
- Henry Finnerty: Yeah. All the kids at school have them. They're using them as book covers.