- Walt Finnerty: [after a flashback about his father teaching him to box] God, I loved that man!
- Sean Finnerty: Come on, Dad! The guy sucker-punched you!
- Walt Finnerty: Yeah! Ya do that today and they call you a bad parent!
- Claudia Finnerty: Lily, you shouldn't have done that! I'm a woman and women have breasts! I shouldn't have to be ashamed of my body! No one should have to be ashamed of their body!
- Lily Finnerty: That's easy for you to say! You have huge boobs!
- Brad O'Keefe: Hey, Mrs. Finnerty? I know how important it is for you to set the record straight about...
- [Gesticulating and fumbling over his words]
- Claudia Finnerty: My breasts?
- Brad O'Keefe: [Nods giddily] And I, for one, am still skeptical! So, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to...
- [Fumbling over his words]
- Claudia Finnerty: To show you my breasts?
- [Brad nods giddily]
- Claudia Finnerty: Not gonna happen, Brad! Just go home!
- Brad O'Keefe: But you showed them to my mom!
- Claudia Finnerty: Maybe she'll describe them for you.
- Brad O'Keefe: She already said she wouldn't!