- Lily Finnerty: [In flashback] Riding donkeys is un-Christian!
- Sister Helen: How is it un-Christian?
- Lily Finnerty: Jesus wouldn't want people to ride donkeys!
- Sister Helen: His Mother rode one into Bethlehem! Maybe you heard about that?
- Lily Finnerty: And then God gave them freedom from labor!
- Sister Helen: Oh? And where in the Bible does it say that?
- Lily Finnerty: In the Book of Jeb... A... Da... Laya.
- Jimmy Finnerty: [In present] Jebadalaya?
- Lily Finnerty: Hey! I'm out there doing God's work! I don't have time to read his book!