Quotes
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Festus : When it comes to dying, I reckon everybody feels about the same way.
Dr. Henry S. Rand : What would that be?
Festus : They'd just rather do it tomorrow.
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Festus : [thinking he has been bit by a rabid dog and has hydrophobia] How much time do I have left?
Dr. Henry S. Rand : Well, ten days, two weeks at the outside.
Festus : That hydrophobia, it's a pretty sorry way to die ain't it doc? You know, a fellow gets shot why he'll just fall flat on his face, o he might kick a couple of times, that what makes the crowds turn out. But what I mean is he won't go just snatching off his clothes and sashaying around trying to bite folks.
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Dr. Henry S. Rand : [after getting in a fist fight with Festus] Did he bite you?
Pinto Watson : He did but I bit him back.
