- Marsha Simms: [after youths depart from Arnold's as their punishment for drag racing] Those drag races just kill business.
- Police Sergeant: [after catching everyone after a drag race] Ah, it's the children's hour. This isn't a nice way to spend an evening, is it? You could all be home, tucked in your nice little beds. But you had to go out and have a nasty old drag race. Now in case you haven't heard lately, drag racing is a no-no in this state. Ah. You don't make me very happy, kids.
- Potsie Weber: I bet you were a great player in high school, Mr. C! Did you ever play against Jim Thorpe?
- Howard Cunningham: [Extremely put out] Jim Thorpe played high school basketball in 1906!
- Potsie Weber: So, you didn't play against him, huh?
- Marion Cunningham: [Speaking to Howard through the bathroom door] Howard, the boys aren't in their room - they aren't anywhere in the house! Did you see them leave?
- Howard Cunningham: Not from in here, Marion.