- Richie Cunningham: I've been thinking maybe I don't need college.
- Howard Cunningham: Oh, well, if you had been thinking, you wouldn't have said that. How are you gonna get a good job if you don't go to college?
- Richie Cunningham: Well, I don't need a job. I'll have a career. Mr. Bander thinks I might be another Wolfman Jack.
- Howard Cunningham: I bet he went to college. University of Transylvania.
- Richie Cunningham: That's pretty good, Dad.
- Howard Cunningham: I think you and I better have a little talk.
- Richie Cunningham: Dad, I want to be a jock. All a jock needs is some hep patter and a real gone image. Now, they just don't teach that jazz in college.
- Howard Cunningham: Richard, your mother and I have been planning for you to go to college since the day you were born.
- Richie Cunningham: Dad, didn't you hear me? I just went over that whole scene.
- Howard Cunningham: Well, how am I supposed to know that? You stopped talking English.