- Jennifer Hart: Well, well, you've got that look in your eye.
- Jonathan Hart: What look is that?
- Jennifer Hart: Oh, every little boy's dream, playing cowboys and Indians.
- Jonathan Hart: I was thinking more of cowboys and school marms.
- Jennifer Hart: How do you play that?
- Jonathan Hart: Well first, you have to stay late after school.
- Jennifer Hart: And then?
- Jonathan Hart: I don't know. I never stayed late after school.
- Jennifer Hart: Oh?
- Jonathan Hart: I guess we'll have to improvise.
- Jonathan Hart: [the stagecoach is approached by bandits] Must be the James boys.
- Jennifer Hart: Or the Younger brothers. Or Quantrill's Raiders. Or the Oakland Raiders.
- Jonathan Hart: They moved to Los Angeles.