Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (TV Series)

Outcast (1995)

Chris Bailey: Cletis

Quotes 

• Lyla : [buying a hunk of cheese]  Two dinars.

  Cletis : Ten dinars.

  Lyla : You just sold it to her for two.

  Cletis : So, she got a deal.

  Lyla : You're a greedy little bigot.

  Cletis : And you're a Centaur-loving slut.

• Cletis : Huh, you know the difference between a Centaur and a three-legged dog?

  [Hercules picks him up] 

  Hercules : People died in that fire! I don't wanna hear any Centaur jokes!