- Ares: Virgins. Gotta love 'em - and I mean that.
- Hercules: Goody, now my day is complete. I thought you'd outgrown virgin sacrifices.
- Ares: What can I say? I'm a child at heart. Truth is, I didn't ask for this. Mortals have been kind of irritable lately. I don't know what's gotten into them. But I'm not the kind to look a gift horse in the mouth.
- Hercules: Come on. Like you didn't start all this trouble?
- Ares: No, they're doing it all on their own. And I think they could go ALL THE WAY! I am so proud!
- Hercules: Enjoy it while it lasts. I'm about to stop it.
- Ares: Oh, that's new.