- Eddie Phillips: I was married to Tildy for 45 years, and the woman drove me absolutely crazy. She had these ugly little porcelain cats that she loved to line up on a windowsill. Every day for 45 years, I used to take those cats off the windowsill and put them in a cupboard. And every day for 45 years, she'd take the cats out of the cupboard and put them back on the windowsill.
- Tim Taylor: Where are they now?
- Eddie Phillips: On a windowsill.
- Tim Taylor: You didn't throw them out?
- Eddie Phillips: What for? You don't have to understand a woman. All you have to do is love her.