- Det. John Munch: Have you ever been high, Stan?
- Det. Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: Be serious, Munch.
- Det. John Munch: I am being serious. They call it a high for a reason.
- Det. Beau Felton: Frank, are you familiar with the last man in theory in the universe?
- Det. Frank Pembleton: The last man in... pays.
- Det. Beau Felton: Next round's on you.
- Det. Frank Pembleton: I knew you'd say that.
- Det. Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: Have you ever smoked dope, John?
- Det. John Munch: I don't have to answer that.
- Det. Stanley 'The Big Man' Bolander: Nurse, can I have a cup over here? I'd like to test this man's urine.
- Det. Sgt. Kay Howard: Your wife grew up in a town called Boring?
- Det. Beau Felton: And you wonder why we're in counseling?