- Honey West: He was a truck driver.
- John Raven: Most of my friends are in the Blue Book.
- Honey West: Most of mine are in the Yellow Pages.
- [Honey and Sam enter a room full of thugs playing cards]
- Sam Bolt: We've got a full house.
- Honey West: And the jokers are wild.
- Honey West: Before we wrap it up, will you take it once more from the top?
- Rocky Hansen: Well, it's the same old chorus, Honey.
- [Honey returns from her interview with a handsome Secret Service agent]
- Honey West: Sam, do you think they'll give us a medal?
- Sam Bolt: Is that what that Agent Double O Something or Other was talking about?
- [first lines]
- Honey West: This looks like the last stop to nowhere.
- Sam Bolt: Well, if he's around here, he shouldn't be too hard to find.
- Honey West: That's what you said a week ago in Guadalajara.
- John Raven: Life is filled with little surprises.
- Honey West: Sometimes murder.
- John Raven: Dinner? Eight o'clock?
- Honey West: I pass.
- John Raven: We could have a game.
- Honey West: You wouldn't like the way I play. I call my own shots.
- Honey West: He was very thorough, he asked a million questions.
- Sam Bolt: What was your phone number and are you married, maybe?
- Honey West: He wants me to join the Secret Service.
- Sam Bolt: There are no women in the Secret Service.
- [last lines]
- Rocky Hansen: Hey look, I don't like to interfere, you know, but I'm only a client. What happens to me?
- Honey West: You got your job back. You sure they don't have women in the Secret Service?
- Sam Bolt: [talking with his mouth full of food] I just told you there were no w...
- [Honey crams a piece of toast into his mouth, causing him to mumble]
- Sam Bolt: ... Secret Service.