House M.D. (TV Series)
Deception (2005)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
Quotes
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Cuddy tapped Foreman to run the department. I didn't even get asked.
Dr. Robert Chase : Neither did I.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You were suspended.
Dr. Robert Chase : I was kidding.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's the irony of women in charge. They don't like other women in charge.
[Chase scoffs at her]
Dr. Allison Cameron : What, you think it's something else?
Dr. Robert Chase : You sabotaged yourself. You went on a date with House. You slept with me. Putting you in charge of this department is like a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Yeah, they're really worried that I'm going to create a hostile work environment.
Dr. Robert Chase : Maybe that's the problem. Being in charge means having to say no to House. Would you hire you for that?
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [to House about Anica] You just don't wanna admit that she skunked you.
Dr. Gregory House : At the end of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," the wolf really does come and he eats the sheep, and the boy, and his parents.
Dr. Robert Chase : The wolf doesn't eat the parents!
Dr. Gregory House : It does when I tell it.
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Dr. Robert Chase : I'd give her two months.
Dr. Gregory House : On the bright side, it still means I was right.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : Since when does House hang out at OTB?
Dr. Eric Foreman : The man's an addict.
Dr. Robert Chase : Right, but addicted to pills, not gambling.
Dr. Eric Foreman : It's the same thing! Drug abuse, drinking, gambling. They all fire up the same pleasure centers in the brain. An addict is an addict is...
Dr. Robert Chase : Gambling doesn't take away his pain.
Dr. Gregory House : [as he enters his office] It does when I win.
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Dr. Robert Chase : What if the tumor is somewhere else? There could be an ACTH-secreting tumor on her lung or pancreas.
Dr. Allison Cameron : It's awfully rare.
Dr. Robert Chase : Not as rare as an invisible tumor.
Dr. Gregory House : Why didn't they put you in charge instead of Foreman? Oh yeah, you're the guy that killed that woman.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Anica] She didn't even read the consent form for the pancreatic biopsy.
Dr. Robert Chase : Who reads those things?
Dr. Allison Cameron : Maybe she didn't read it because she knew there was nothing wrong with her. There is another explanation for the Cushing's. Maybe she injected herself with the ACTH. Her behavior suggests Munchausen's. She's had four hospitalizations in the last four months.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.
Dr. Allison Cameron : She's had zero symptoms since she got here. The scarring on her pancreas could be caused from injecting herself with a benzene and setting off the seizures.
Dr. Gregory House : She's had brain surgery. You can fake a stomach ache. You can't fake a brain tumor.
Dr. Allison Cameron : You can fake an invisible one.