How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM (2006)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Older Ted : Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.," and she was right. When 2:00 a.m. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.

• Robin Scherbatsky : Do you want to come over?

  Ted : Why? What's up?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like, "You know who likes juice? Ted."

  Ted : I love juice.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Great. So you want to come over and make juice?

  Older Ted : When it's after 2:00 a.m., just go to sleep because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.m. are the wrong decisions.

  Ted : Okay, sure. I'll come over. We'll... juice.

• Older Ted : And so, Barney was right - the night was legendary. It would come to be known as The Time Lily Kicked Korean Elvis in the Nards.