How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Cupcake (2006)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

Quotes 

• Barney Stinson : Hey, don't knock long distance relationships. I really think they can work.

  Ted Mosby : Really? You?

  Barney Stinson : Absolutely. I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid, Erika in Tokeyo. There's Lora in Denmark and Kelly on 34th Street.

  [Irish Accent] 

  Barney Stinson : The lass thinks I'm a humble sheep shearer from Kelharny