- Capt.: [Dozing in an armchair being levitated by Jeannie, unaware that Dr Bellows has just walked in] This is so comfortable. Say, there's lots of room up here, why don't you come and join me?
- Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD: I would but I'd need a ladder!
- Jeannie: [about Dr Bellows who is trying to get Tony in trouble with the General] Why will you not let me turn him into something? How about a frog?
- Capt.: No. And besides, Dr Bellows is only doing his job.
- Jeannie: But you are only doing yours.
- Capt.: Yes but unfortunately my job does not involve floating around my own living room.