I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

Where'd You Go-Go? (1965)

Barbara Eden: Jeannie

Quotes 

• Capt. : [All dressed up for his date with Diane, sees Jeannie who is also all dressed up]  Jeannie! You look beautiful! What's the occasion?

  Jeannie : I have a date?

  Capt. : [unable to hide his dismay]  With a man?

  Jeannie : They make the best dates.

• Jeannie : [Jeannie has just found out that a jealous Tony tried to sabotage her date with Roger and is delighted]  Oh Master, you *did* go to Captain Healey's!

  Capt. : [lightly]  Only for a moment.

  Jeannie : [throws her arms around his neck and rests her head on his shoulder]  Oh, you were worried about me!

  Capt. : [still attempting to be dismissive]  A little bit.

  [More firmly] 

  Capt. : Jeannie, there's one thing that you have to remember about me.

  Jeannie : What is that?

  Capt. : [pauses then relents]  I'm only human.

  [Kisses her passionately] 

• Capt. Anthony Nelson : [after Jeannie turned herself into a chimpanzee in a bid for attention and he failed to notice]  Jeannie, I'm sorry I didn't notice you were a chimpanzee.

  Jeannie : [sulking]  I am just something that you order in and out of a bottle.

  Capt. Anthony Nelson : No, that's not true. You're a warm, wonderful woman.

  [Jeannie starts warming to him] 

  Capt. Anthony Nelson : As a matter of fact I think you're one of the most beautiful-

  [doorbell rings] 

  Capt. Anthony Nelson : Back in your bottle!

  Jeannie : [screams in frustration] 

  Capt. Anthony Nelson : I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean it like that!

  [Jeannie smokes herself inside her bottle] 

  Jeannie : [from inside the bottle, mutters something in her native language] 

  Capt. Anthony Nelson : [speaking into bottle]  Do me a favour, don't ever translate that.

• Captain Anthony Nelson : Just what do you think you were doing?

  Jeannie : Well I have a right to protect what is yours!

  Captain Anthony Nelson : What's that?

  Jeannie : Me!

• Capt. : [Jeannie has just reversed Tony's car straight into the side of Roger's car. He gets out of his car, furious]  You idiot! You moron!

  [moves towards the driver's side] 

  Capt. : Look what you did? Boy, I have seen some stupid driving in my time but I've never seen

  [sees Jeannie for the first time] 

  Capt. : a more beautiful girl in my life! How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : I am so sorry. I did not see you.

  [she gets out of the car to inspect the damage] 

  Capt. : [mesmerized]  Oh, don't worry about it. I'll get another one. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : [upset]  I have broken the eye that shines in front!

  Capt. : Oh it's nothing. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : [laughs]  You are very persistent.

  Capt. : I'm also very loveable. How about dinner tonight?

  Jeannie : But I do not know anything about you.

  Capt. : What's there to know? I'm just your average, everyday astronaut.

  Jeannie : Astronaut?

  [realizes who he is] 

  Jeannie : Ah, then you're a friend of...

  Capt. : Of who?

  Jeannie : Never mind.

  [smiles] 

  Jeannie : I *will* have dinner with you tonight.

• Jeannie : [while on a date, Tony is shocked to run into Jeannie on a date with Roger]  Wait! The coffee may be too hot.

  [Holds Roger's coffee cup in her hands while Tony looks on jealously] 

  Jeannie : It is just right.

  [gives Roger the cup] 

  Capt. : [completely entranced by her]  Don't wake me up.

  [Tony looks even more tortured at this] 

  Jeannie : [smiles sweetly at him]  I bet *you* would notice if you were having breakfast with a chimpanzee.

  [Glances knowingly at Tony] 

  Capt. : [smiles shrewdly at Jeannie]  Not if he were reading a newspaper.

  Diane : The thing I like about this conversation is, I don't know what anybody's saying