The IT Crowd (TV Series)
The Red Door (2006)
Chris O'Dowd: Roy Trenneman
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Quotes
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Roy : You can't upset the harmony of the place.
Jen : Harmony? What harmony?
Roy : I know that the place looks like a bit of a mess but its actually a very delicate ecosystem.
Moss : Ecosystem
[makes circular motion with hands]
Roy : Everything is connected.
Moss : Connected
[mimes being connected]
Roy : It's like the rainforest.
Moss : Much like the rainforest
[mimes rain falling]
Roy : You change one thing...
Moss : [holds up one finger]
Roy : ...even the tiniest bit, and the whole rainforest dies.
Moss : [mimes hanging himself]
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Moss : Notice anything?
Roy : What?
Moss : Guess.
Roy : Your eyes? Something wrong with your eyes.
Moss : What? No, I have a new cup. What's wrong with my eyes?
Roy : It's not very distinctive, is it? How's anyone supposed to know it's yours?
Moss : There's a picture of me on it.
Roy : ...No there isn't!
Moss : Yes, there is.
Roy : No, there isn't Moss.
Moss : Yes, there is. I am sick of my things going walkabout. With this picture, everyone knows that a certain Mr Moss might be looking for his cup.
Roy : There is nothing on the cup!
Moss : Wrangle with him, and you will find your hands full, my friend.
Roy : Wrangle with who? There's no one there!
[a few minutes later]
Moss : Ask me where it is.
Roy : Where what is?
Moss : The picture.
Roy : OK. Where's the picture, Moss?
Moss : It's on the base, Roy.