LL Cool J: Marion Hill, Self

Quotes 

• Police Officer : You do realize it's against the law to impersonate a police officer?

  Marion Hill : I'm not impersonating you unless you're wearing a leopard-skin thong!

  [laughs] 

  Police Officer : Who's the driver of this vehicle?

  Clayton : I am.

  Police Officer : You're parked in a red zone.

  Clayton : We're running late. Can you give me a ticket? You see, we got a room full of ladies waiting to see us strip.

  Police Officer : This car has 18 outstanding parking violations. Out of the car, fellas. We're going downtown.

  Marion Hill : Thanks a lot guys. Not only am I humiliated, but I'm going to the last place I'd ever want to wear tear-away pants!