- Inspector Gadget: Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right. Well, except for that time in Tangiers. And, then there was that mess in Austria. I was almost right. Would you believe... close? How about... half right? Most of the time? No? Well...
- Dr. Claw: The sooner I destroy Metro City, the sooner the world will recognise the power of M.A.D!
- [laughs evilly]
- Inspector Gadget: [panting, after running around a silo, chasing two M.A.D. agents disguised as farmers, although Gadget is unaware of this, thinking they're real farmers whom he wants to borrow gasoline from] And I thought farm folk were such friendly people.
- Chief Quimby: Great job, Gadget. But tell me something: How did you cause the malfunction? Frankly, I wouldn't have the vaguest idea what to do.
- Inspector Gadget: Uh, well, Chief, all you have to do is, uh, read the instructions. But, I'll pay for the door.
- Chief Quimby: You're much too modest.
- Inspector Gadget: Thank you.
- Inspector Gadget: [after falling into a pig trough] Well, those sheep landed me in a fine mess!
- [Brain, who is also at the farm, witnesses the situation, and whilst doing so, laughs heartily at Gadget's predicament]